Friday, November 12, 2010

Ba-by Beluuuuga....

It's official.

I am uncomfortable and [slightly] irritated all the time now.

Last night, John was looking at snowmobiles on his phone (his way of relaxing before sleep), and I kept tossing and turning, trying to find a sleeping position that would suffice.  I obviously got his attention, because he turned and asked, "Are you trying to seduce me?"  My response:  "Really?  I look and feel like a beluga whale.  So no.  I'm not.  Goodnight." 

Who the hell feels sexy and seductive when they're 35 weeks pregnant!?

I don't want to complain because it does nothing to help the situation...but right now that's all I can do.  I feel huge and ridiculously unattractive, can't breathe the majority of the time, can't eat half of the foods I want to, (including chocolate...yay heartburn), I wake up in the middle of the night and can't get back to sleep, and my unborn child won't stop kicking.  >:(  I have a brand new pair of running shoes that I want to just throw on and go for a few mile run...but I can barely walk a couple blocks without feeling like I just ran a marathon.  Picking Harvey up is a chore now, not to mention feeding and cleaning up after him. 

Is it too much to just want to hold my new little baby in my arms?  And now!?

All I can pray for is an early delivery again.  

Five weeks and counting, or preferably less....

1 comment:

  1. oh Really? But you look so dang cute, with that perfect little tummy and all.